Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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