Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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