Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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