you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
send nudes
from the living room?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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