i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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