escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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