But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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