Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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