But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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