Christians are straight up FREAKS
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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