btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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