She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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