someone get that fucking seahorse.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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