Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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