she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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