She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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