To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team