all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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