went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i out mim tonsoeep
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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