I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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