overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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