you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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