My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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