Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
