at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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