We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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