he wants to bone in the snuggie
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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