So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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