My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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