What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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