I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I cut my penus on the lid.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?