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he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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