When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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