i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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