you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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