Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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