Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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