So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Can I color on your dick again?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
