Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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