sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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