my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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