At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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