there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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