Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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