So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When are your genitals available?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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