btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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