this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.