She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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