You're completely useless in the revolution.
My pussy is not your playground.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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