I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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