it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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