1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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