Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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