Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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