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I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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