that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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