sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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