Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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