i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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