id be glad to
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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